Unyoked Clinic.

Treating Nature Deficit Disorder

Do you know someone Yoked?

Sure you do. We all have someone with a bit of staring-out-the-window-itis, or a case of can’t-hang-out-too-busy fever.

Good news – Nature Deficit Disorder, or as we call it, Being Yoked, is easily treatable.
Here at Unyoked we prescribe 2 doses of the wilderness, supplemented with some do-nothingness, and a liberal application of wandering in the woods.

If you want to help one of your friends/family/strangers on the train get unyoked, follow these simple steps to send them one of our Prescription to the Wilderness Gift Cards and help them get off the grid and back to nature – stat.


1. Choose the value of your prescription/gift card from the options below and hit “do it”


2. Fill out the details at checkout and continue for secure payment


3. We’ll shoot out your PDF “Prescription” Gift Card (example below) to your email within 24hrs

Note: Gift Cards can be used for nights at a hideout and/or our exclusive food packages. Valid for 12 months.









For any other amounts, shout out to [email protected] and we’ll sort you out!

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